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Product details: 100% radiation-free, 100% cotton, single jersey Special properties: GLOW-IN-THE-DARK
Product description: This quality T-shirt with crewneck cut sports stabilising shoulder tapes and double stitched seams ensure a great fit regardless of any mutation you may have experienced. You help: 5% of your total purchase is automatically donated to the brave self-settlers of the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. You have our thanks and respect!